That's the Euromillions jackpot tonight. So, for a pipe dream we've bought two tickets and I'm looking forward to not winning. However, were I to win, the first purchase? Well, a Bugatti Veyron. I figure that's got to be the best supercar bargin as every one sold means the car company loses about 3 million pounds. It is a beautiful looking machine though. I might also go straight away on holiday, to somewhere warm because it's very cold here at the moment.
Tomorrow we're going to tackle the yard with gusto. It's going to be hosed down and the outside toilet bleached to within an inch of it's life. You may remember it's full of dog dirt, well, last weekend when our friends were here, one of the ones from London asked to use the toilet. Someone was in there, so I said "we don't have inside toilets here, only outside". I then forgot about my flippant remark. About ten minutes later I said, "I think the toilet's free". He looked at me, then said, "I went to the one outside". Turns out, he actually did think we had outside toilets in the North!!!!
2 comments:
If I won the lottery, I would get you new tires for your car Gina.
Re the friend from London - I was telling someone here that we didn't have microwaves in England and we still had horses and carriages and they believed me.
What about keeping coal in the bath?Its good when the southerners get their comeuppance. dad
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